Famous Hair Quotes

What he hath scanted men in hair, he hath given them in wit.

--William Shakespeare

 

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness.

--Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC)

 

I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.

--Seneca, Roman philosopher (1st c. AD)

 

He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

--Marlon Brando

 

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

--Helen Rowland, writer

 

Opportunity has hair in front; behind she is bald; if you seize her by the forelock, you may hold her, but, if suffered to escape, not Jupiter himself can catch her again.

--Latin proverb

 

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

--Mae West

 

Better a bald head than no head at all.

--Seamus MacManus

 

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.

--Chinese proverb

 

The good lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs growing hair that's up to them.

--John Glenn, astronaut

 

It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.

--Garry Shandling

 

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

--Sam Ewing